Hypocrisy Alert: Catherine Zeta-Jones

Twatty, Welsh-born movie star CATHERINE ZETA-JONES has confessed that she is not a fan of Thanksgiving. Zeta-Jones, 45, er 36, I mean 36 (THE SAME AGE AS MARILYN WHEN SHE WAS FOUND IN THE NUDE!) told LIFE STYLE EXTRA that her aversion to the American holiday stems from her hatred of the fest's principle dish: turkey.

"They make me feel ill. They're ugly, clammy, cold and flabby. I just won't go near them," she says. "They terrify me. I hate all the folds of pimpled flesh and the disgusting grey wrinkles around their legs."

Hmmmmmm....curious. Foldy, pimpled flesh and grey wrinkles never kept her away from hubby MICHAEL DOUGLAS or his saggy, old-man balls.