Looks Like My Parents Have Beach-Front Property

Or: "OH SHIT! Global Warming Fucks Jersey. Bon Jovi's Elements Club a future casualty of local flooding."

Who are we kidding -- Elements will be closed way before the coming floods hit -- most likely within the next five minutes. But all kidding aside, I've always wanted to live on the beach, and it looks like within the next 100 years, my parents house on RUMSON's BUENA VISTA AVENUE just might fit the bill.

And I thought I'd be submerged under water via an apocalyptic flood on the West Coast. Looks like we're going to screwed no matter which coast we choose to settle on.

From the AP:

PRINCETON, N.J. Nov 17, 2005 — Rising seas caused by global warming and other factors will have dire consequences for New Jersey, submerging sections of the state's highly developed coastline by the end of the century, according to a report released Wednesday by Princeton University.



The Atlantic Ocean, swollen by melting ice caps, could rise by up to 4 feet by the year 2100, moving the coastline 480 feet inland in a worst-case scenario, according to the study co-authored by Michael Oppenheimer, a professor of geosciences and international affairs at the university's Woodrow Wilson School of Public and International Affairs.



That, in turn, would open the door for so-called 100-year floods occurring every five years, according to "Future Sea Level Rise and the New Jersey Coast," an 81-page report that forecasts an ominous future for the shore.



"We see very high vulnerability on the Jersey coast," Oppenheimer said Wednesday. "These things are not going to happen tomorrow. It gradually unfolds over the course of the 21st century. But we will be spending ever-increasing amounts defending the coast."



Read the whole article HERE courtesy of ABC NEWS.