Fucktard of the Week: Michelle Rodriguez

There's something that's always rubbed me the wrong way about MICHELLE "DIESEL" RODRIGUEZ. Anyone who's seen her PUNK'D episode knows that her snotty hubris extends beyond the spicy characters she's played in GIRLFIGHT and BLUE CRUSH and into the reality of her every day life. My hatred has only been confirmed and augmented by her turn on LOST as domineering and pigheaded twat ANA-LUCIA. (Though I must admit, her flashback episode was one of the best of the season.) So it was really only a matter of time before Lost's most macho star made it to the Fucktard of the Week column.

Anyone who navigates the blogosphere no doubt heard that Diesel and fellow Lost "taily" CYNTHIA WATROS (an even more busted and shitty addition to the previously flawless ensemble) were arrested for a DUI in Hawaii a few weeks ago. (How RYAN MARTINEZ-y is her expression in that mug shot, btw? You can almost hear the surly "sirs" and "mams" coming out of her mouth.)

But today, more details about what exactly went down have gotten out. Court records reveal that Diesel was extremely "argumentative" with the police officer who pulled her over on Dec. 1, and like most self-important, belligerant drunk girls caught red-handed with a blood alcohol content of .15, let the tequila and tonics do the talking:

"I don't fucking belong here," she yelled. "Why don't you just put a gun to my head and shoot me! You've already taken my freedom! You might as well take my life too!"

Whoa there William Wallace, simmer down. Before you go all Patrick Henry, you might want to show some sensitivity to co-star JOSH HOLLOWAY -- who actually had a gun put to his head last month during a home invasion and armed robbery.

Among other drunken cliches Rodriguez spouted at the scene: willingness to demonstrate impossible feats of strength and endurance. When the police officer put her in his squad car to drive her back to the station, she reportedly said: “Just take my car and I’ll walk all the way to the North Shore [which was 10 miles away] but don’t leave me in the back of this car, papi.”

In summary, what a drunk whore.